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lampsarepeopletoo:

i read this whole thing in an elderly asian mans voice

lampsarepeopletoo:

i read this whole thing in an elderly asian mans voice

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poopflow:

ah yes i have finally found it

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the g spot

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maxterbate:

maxterbate:

Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr?

Free chocolate milk for everyone

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kawaii-aussie:

basically tumblr is like our father and we’re all his children and he is about to get married to yahoo who is a massive bitch and will probably ruin our lives and we’re like no dad stop and we’re all crying very loudly because we dont want yahoo to be our new mum because she is a monster who will probably kill dad when he becomes useless and take all his money that he left to us the bottOM LINE IS NO PLS DONT SELL TUMBLR DAVID KARP NOOOO DONt do It

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abraesive:

you gOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE. YOU GOTTA DRAW THE FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND DUDE.

YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT. YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY,”WHAT AM I WILLING TO PUT UP WITH TODAY?” 

NOT FUCKING THIS

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the-plague-rat:

Masturbating is both something fun and depressing. Dont masturbate or you might end up crying.


dungeonsanddamsels:

this week on “gay porn videos have the weirdest titles”

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